Monday, July 12, 2010

Seriously... Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake

There are few people in the media who could use some cupcake therapy. Some people think that I (Toya) may have developed a habit as of late but hey, it's either a cupcake or jail time. I'll take a cupcake with sprinkles and vanilla frosting any day of the week over bartering for cigarettes in jail. Here are some people I would like to offer the soothing of cupcake bliss to:

1. Christina Milian: Girl...GIRL! I love you and I'm so sorry. Seriously, if I could mail her a dozen from my spot of choice The Cupcake Collection, I so would. I probably wouldn't send her my fave Wedding Cake one though. Too soon, too soon.

2. Dan Gilbert: Dude CALM DOWN FOR REAL!!!! Now I will say this: If you plan on quitting your job, you need to tell your employer before you tell the rest of the world. It's fair. But that Miss Celie curse he put on Lebron James in that open letter was so laughable...

"And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and karma."

In other words:

I'd like to recommend him a cupcake with some Kuhlua, Jack Daniels, or Black Cohosh Root.
3. Mel Gibson: You know what? There's not a cupcake in the world that can help Mel Gibson right now. That is some kind of crazy. I don't care if the cupcake is topped with Ritalin frosting.

Who do you think can use a cupcake and some time away?


C said...

I need a cupcake.

FunkyStarkitty50 said...

Gibson needs a cupcake laced with Valium because he will have a heart attack with all of that heavy breathing.

Cristina said...

Bahahaha OMG *crying* seriously???