I mean, whatever Bruce. Fine.
The love of my life since 7th grade, Bruce Willis, got married last week to longtime girlfriend model,umm, I don't care to know her name (hater says what?).
I mean, it's cool. Bruce is 54. It's about time he settles down. But for the record I've been down for Bruce Willis since the Levis 501 Blues commercials. I was down when he had to go to rehab and stopped doing those Seagram's wine cooler commercials. I was even there after Hudson Hawk and that wack Return of Bruno album. I mean, it's cool. No hard feelings, Bruce. I aint trippin'. I'll be just fine...
*runs to vinyl collection to pull out Whitney Houston's "Didn't We Almost Have It All"*