Thursday, November 20, 2008

Film Is Forever: NKOTB's "Dirty Dancing"

I SINCERELY don't understand why they thought the concept of this video was a good idea. I ALSO don't understand how they thought that even though this video was shot for the German market it wouldn't make its way over here to be clowned accordingly. I have no idea what the dialogue in the beginning is saying as I only took one semester of German when I was 11. But I know Grade A government cheese when I see it. And the most baffling thing of all is how they convinced Danny to do this video. I wonder how drunk he was when they shot the video. Or did they threaten to take his tour money away unless he did this...? All I know is that he didn't do this willfully or of his own volition.

I'm so disappointed.

New Kids on the Block- "Dirty Dancing"

My Two Cents- Toya

*Sigh* And we were doing SO well.  

Will someone please minister unto me the explanations for the following...
1) Who authorized this international bullshishery?  Who is their management now (RIP Dick Scott)? Seriously, somebody call Maurice Starr.
2)Why must they T-Pain Donnie's vocals like that?  Everyone is just trying so desperately to stay relevant. You want to impress me? Bring back the vocoder like Roger Troutman and Zapp. Keep it real old school. You know you want to.
3) I couldn't make it through the entire video so if I missed the part where these jokers broke out into The Safety Dance, let me live the rest of  my life in ignorance, I beg of you. (Please see Youtube for this reference if you don't know what I am talking about.)

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