I'm about sick of Jeremy Piven tripping me up in the mall.
I (Tia)was minding my own business leaving the Apple store and I once again fooled around and walked past Johnston and Murphy. I was unaware that there is a new Spring campaign going on with Mr. Piven. And just like before I stopped dead in my tracks oblivious to who was behind me. I stared open mouth, slacked jawed and bugged eyed at the life sized poster hanging in the window. I don't know if it was coincidence or the fact that I was standing in front of a men's clothing store looking slightly manic, but a security guard showed up and began doing that conspicuous inconspicuous thing that they try to do. Frankly, I did not care.
Jesus be a True Love Waits contract because Jeremy is on the list of those who could have it. I'm sure I've mentioned before that I've been a fan since Say Anything. But my love was set ablaze by Entourage. I freakin' LOVE Ari. I need to go on and get that on DVD. I just need to holla at Jeremy real quick. I just need 2 seconds of his time. I could change his whole life.