Thursday, December 11, 2003



I mean, can you woo woo woo? Said you woo woo woo, should be mine, ALL MINE !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOYFRIEND OF THE YEAR: MOS DEF

I have 3 words for the new Alicia Keys video:
AG-O-NYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!

OH it's not fair, it's not fair I say. WHY OH WHY did I beg my mom to let me out of piano lessons!?! The other day I was working at Starbucks making my 927th Frappucino and I started daydreaming about what if Mos Def walked through the door like in the new Alicia Keys video. "I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a tall coffee and I gave you a Venti with extra whip cream? By the way, you have some on your upper lip. Here, let me get that. Oh don't worry about it. Here is a whole pan of brownies for your troubles. I'll bring your coffee to your table when it's done. It's brewing now so it's definitely fresh. Would you like to be a part of our preferred customer program?" If you are wondering, no Starbucks doesn't have one. Oh, but I would make one up.

Mos Def gives me crazy fever. I really can't explain it. You should not have an unexplainable physical reaction to someone that you don't know. It is unreal. I look at him and my head involuntarily turns sideways like Jan Brady. Mos Def was the first Boyfriend of the Week and he will be the last of this year. He may even be the first of the new year. Who knows? Whatever, he deserves it. It's that serious. I love his eyes, his smile, his voice, his intelligience, his talent. His shyness, his strength. I just love HIM. So give it up for Mos Def. Strange', strange' for my man Dante' Smith. He is so sexy.

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