Tia’s Random Thoughts
Why is it so easy to offend people? Why do the filters in my head sometimes randomly shut off leaving people defenseless against the things that will SPILL out of my mouth?
Likewise the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell. All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and creatures of the sea are being tamed and have been tamed by man, but no man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.
I mean, DANG!!!!!
Theme song for the moment: My Stupid Mouth
Further Evidence of John Mayer’s Ph.D. in Pimpology
“So I’ll check the weather wherever you are
Cause I wanna know if you can see the stars tonight
It might be my only right”
Split Screen Sadness – Heavier Things
I used to date a guy that kept the weather of my city (I was away at school) on his desktop at work. He said he just wanted to know what I was seeing. It was a small thing but it was terribly sweet and endearing. The kind of thing that really makes you want to be around a person. Badly.
Mr. Mayer needs to write a Pimpin’ Made Easy Handbook. According to Big Daddy Kane, “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” Apparently he never met John Mayer.
So did you hear the one about the guy who mailed himself from New York to his parent’s house in Dallas?
Yeah, you wish I made that up. The obvious question is WHY? Greyhound is CHEAP. Southwest is CHEAP. And apparently, stupidity is free….Making us look bad.
Ironically, the man was NOT arrested for his ignorant-anus stunt. NO, NO!!! He’s in jail on outstanding traffic violations and check fraud. So let me get this straight, I can steal a piece of gum and be charged with a misdemeanor (I didn’t do that by the way. Just using it as an example) but if I mail myself in a box and pose a security threat to HUNDREDS of people, I get off scott-free. RIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!
And finally…It has become an obsession. I have a 3’x5’ Union Jack flag hanging in my room. I bought it while I was on vacation. We will not talk about how I saluted the flag last night and ran around the house humming the British national anthem. It’s a sickness people. I can’t help it.
Shout outs to our new friend Centennial. I met her and her b/f Brandon in FL. She's adorable. If you get a chance, check out her website: www.random-crapola.net