Tuesday, September 9, 2003

I AM GOING TO SLAP JOHN MAYER!!!!!!

I really was working. I was. And then John went and lost his mind and sang this:

I can tell you this much
I will marry just once
And if it doesn't work out
Give her half of my stuff
It's fine with me
We said eternity
And I will go to my grave
With the life that I gave
Not just some melody line
On a radio wave
It dissipates
And soon evaporates
But home life doesn't change


Home Life

John Mayer is either the most understanding man on the planet or the world's biggest playa/pimp. (My guess is the latter.) I say this because, in today's microwave society, divorce is almost expected. People get married with the idea of forever...if. And should that "if" occur, that's it. 48 hours later they're divorced. What happened to forever? So to hear someone say on the front end, "I'm only doing this once" is so refreshing....I'm sick. John, boo-boo, if you're reading, I will marry you "just once." I need you to go through this purple book (that's an inside thing) first but after that, it's 4-eva boo. Baby ride or die. Till death do us part.

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