Wednesday, July 2, 2003

NIBGLUV (New International BGLU Version)

In the bible, it says that no part of it should be added to or taken away. However we all know that there are a gazillion versions and translations. We have everything from The Message to the NIV, the ASB and so on and so forth. Being as though BGLU is for the people, we have come up with a few versions of some of our favorite verses to make it more easily digestable for the people.

King James Version:
Proverbs 24:33-34 " A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest, and poverty will come upon you like a robber, and want like an armed man. "


BGLU Version
Proverbs 24:33-34 "A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest, and poverty will come upon you like Debo on a bicycle."

KJV
Amos 4:1 - "Hear this word, you cows of Bashan, who are in the mountain of Sama'ria, who oppress the poor, who crush the needy, who say to their husbands, 'Bring, that we may drink!'

BGLU Version
Amos 4:1-" Look here heffas, loungin' up in the mountains hatin' on the poor folk, who say to their husbands 'Get me a frappucino' "

May God add a blessing to the reading of His word. And may I add, the doors of the church are open, won't you come, won't you come { I see that hand...}?

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