Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Look here:
We all know that Justin Timberlake is a bad man (Fine as frog’s hair as Nicole has put it). But I am talking about LIFE. Grown and sexy. “You might have to put on your fine linens for this one”:
This week’s Toya’s Boyfriend of the Week is none other than Joey Fatone.

I know what you are saying. Why pick Joey when JC and Justin are in the group? I don’t like pretty boys. Justin is overrated. JC is slick but he spends way too much time on his hair. I like a brother who is from around the way.

5 Things I love about Joey:

He is a
1) thick
2) Italian boy
3) from Brooklyn
4) who can pop and lock.
Joey ain't never scared of a sandwich or two. He is a big boy who can dance his tail off. “Ain’t no lie”, nobody kills that Bye Bye Bye step like he does. He is murder on a dance floor.
5) He is multi-talented. From Rent to My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Joey has proven that when this whole Nsync thing is over (T minus 12, T minus…) he will not be a candidate for “Help, I am a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here.” Unlike our boy Lance and umm, that dude. Love ya boo!

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